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	Airline Names
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AA American Airlines Always Awful   Abort Abort   Alcoholics Anonymous   Amateurs Anonymous   A Miracle Each Rider Is Currently Alive Now   Airline Meals Eaten Regularly Induces Cramps And Nausea   AER LINGUS Arousing Erotic Randy Ladies In Nice Green Uniform Suits   AEROFLOT Aircraft Everywhere Run On Fuel Left Over By Tanks   AI Air India Allah Informed   Already Informed   An Interesting Ride, I'll Not Do It Again   AIR BC Air Burn & Crash   Air Bash & Crash   AIR LANKA Always Intended Return To Land And Not Kill Anyone   AIRBUS Aircraft manufacturer Airlines Impose Regrettable Bullshit Upon Us   ALIA Royal Jordanian Airlines Always Late In Arrival   ALITALIA Always Late In Takeoff Always Late In Arrival   Always Late In Transit, Always Late In Arrival   Air Line In Tokyo And Luggage In Amsterdam   Airplane Lands In Tokyo And Luggage In Atlanta   A Little Italian Tit And Lots Italitan Ass   A Little Italian Tradition And Lots Italian Attitude   ALM Antillean Airlines Always Late Machine   AMERICAN A Miracle Each Rider Is Currently Alive Now Airline Meals Eaten Regularly Induces Cramps and Nausea   ANA All Nippon Airways All New Aviators   ANSETT Any New Stewardess Expects Traumatic Temptations   Aircraft Nosewheel Stuck, Expect Tricky Touchdown   AOM French Airlines Airline Ohne Moneten   APSA Angry Peruvians Smashing Airplanes   ARIANA Ariana Afghan Airlines Afghans Really Into Always Neglecting Airplanes   ATA American Trans Air Americans Take Alternatives   Always Tardy Airlines   Alcoholics Transporting Alcoholics   ATI Air Transport International Alternative Take Iberia   AUA Austrian Airlines Aussteigen Umsteigen Autobus fahren   Almost Unknown Airline   Another Useless Airline   AWA America West Airlines Always Wasting Assets   BA British Airways Bloody Awful   Bad Attitude   British Apoplectic   BAA British Airport Authority Brits Against Aviation   BB / CTA Balair / CTA Black Box Can’t Tell Anything   Bruggisser Alternative Luegt Au Id Röhre   BCAL British Caledonian Air Lines Better Crawl Across Lover   BEA British European Airways Bloody Expensive Airline   British Excuse for an Airline   Better Eat Afterwards   BOAC British Overseas Airways Corp. Better On A Camel   Blast Off And Crash   Book On Another Carrier   Bloody Old and Careless   Boeing Only Aircraft Club   Better Off At Caledonian   Bend Over Again Christine   BOEING Aircraft manufacturer Broken Off Engines In Numerous Gardens   BWIA British West Indies Airways But Will It Arrive   Best Women In the Air   Born to Wait In Airports   Better Walk If you're Able   Baggage Wandering In Africa   Britains Worst Investment Abroad   British Worst Investment Overseas   CA China Airlines Choose Another   CAA Civil Aviation Authority Campaign Against Aviation   CAAC Civil Aviation Authority of China Chinese Airline Always Canceled   China Airlines Almost (Always) Crashes   CAI Canadian Airline International Crash And Ignite   Call Attendants Idiots   Call Ambulance Immediately   Cruise Above Iceland   Circle Airport Indefinitely   Cancel Alaskan Itinerary   Check All Items   Copilots Are Imbeciles   Casual Atmosphere Inside   CPA Canadian Pacific Airways Can't Promise Anything   CSA Czech Airlines Czechs Screw Anything   DAN AIR Dangerous And Nearly Always Incredibly Rough   DELTA Didn’t Even Leave The Airport   Don't Even Leave The Airport   Don't Ever Leave The Airport   Don't Even Let Them Aboard   Don't Ever Land There Again   Doesn't Ever Let Terrorists Aboard   Doesn't Everybody Like This Airline   Departures Extra-Late, Tardy Arrivals   Departing Even Later Than Anticipated   Drunken Engineers Land Too Abruptly   Damaged Engines Limit Take-off Ability   Directed Everybody's Luggage To Atlanta   Doesn't Experience Like This Andrenalise   EAA Euro Aviation Academy Even Apes Aviate   EAL Eastern Air Lines Eastern's Always Late   EDW Edelweiss Air Extreme Dangerous Wet-Lease   ELAL Israel Airlines Entführer Landen Als Leichen   Every Landing Always Late   Every Landing Always Lousy   Egyptian Louting Arab Loathing   Everyone's Luggage Always Lost   EMIRATES English Managed, Indian Run, A Thousand Ex-pats Suffering   FINNAIR Flies Ideally? Nah, Not Airborne In Reality   GARUDA Goes All Right Under Dutch Administration   Go And Relax Until Delay Announcement   GB AIR Gribraltar Air Getting Better Airways   GULF AIR Get Used to Late Flights - Aircraft In Repair   JAL Japan Airlines Just Arrives Late   Jets Along Lazily   Journey Always Late   JAT Yugoslav Airlines Joke About Time   JMC Just More Crap   KAL Korean Air Lines Karate After Lunch   KLM Keine Lust Mehr   Kommt Leider Morgen   Kauft Lookhead Majestät   Komische Landungs Methoden   Kiss Like Mad   Kindly Leave Money   Keep Loving Marijuana   Koop Lockheed Majesteit (Buy Lockheed, Your majesty)   LIAT The Caribbean Airline Late If At All   Leave Island Any Time   Luggage Is Always Tardy   Luggage In Another Terminal   Lost In-between Antigua, Trinidad   LOT Polish Airlines Last One There   Lots Of Troubles   Luggage On Tarmack   LTU Lauter Tunten Unterwegs   LUFTHANSA Let Us Fondle The Hostesses And Not Say Anything   Let Us Fuck The Hostess, Are No Steward Available   Let Us Fuck The Horses, Are No Stewardesses Available   MAS Malaysian Airline System Most Asians Sail   May Actually Shit   MEA Middle East Airways Monotonous Experience Always   NA National Airways Never Again   NWA Northwest Airlines Nation's Worst Airline   Nobody Out Ranks This Horrid, Worthless, Excruciatingly Sluggish Transport   OLYMPIC Olympic Airways Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash   PA Philippine Airways Please Avoid   PAL Philippine Airlines Plane Always Late   Prick Always Long   Philippines Always Late   PAN AM Pilots Are Not A Must   Poor Airline Needs Any Money   Passengers Always Need A Mortician   Plan On Arriving Nervewracked And Mad   PIA Pakistan International Airlines Panic In Air   Perhaps I Arrive   Please Inform Allah   Pilot Ist Abgesprungen   Passenger's Illegal Abductor   PSA Pacific Southwest Airlines Poor Sailors Airline   Paul's Saturday Airline   PWA Pacific Western Airlines Pray While Aloft   Pete's Wobbly Airline   Piddly Widdly Airline   Please Wait Awhile   QANTAS Quite A Nice Trip, Any Survivors   Quite A Neat Trick, Arriving Safely   Queer And Nasty Types As Stewards   Queasy and Nauseous, Tired And Sick   Queers And Nancies Trained As Stewards   Quits Air-travel, Next Time Approaches Ship   Queers And Nymphomaniacs Trained As Stewards   Quick And Nasty Transportation, Australian Style   RYANAIR Running Your Ailing National Airline Into Receivership   SAA South African Airlines Suggest Another Airline   Service An Afterthought   Sensious Airborne Affair   SABENA Such A Bad Experience Never Again   Such A Bloody Experience Never Again   Such A Beautiful Experience Now Again   Select A Better European National Airline   SAHSA Servicio Aero Honduras Stay At Home, Stay Alive   SAS Scandinavian Airlines System Such A S***   Sex And Service   Sex And Smörrebröd   Sex And Service   Sex And Satisfaction   Sex After Service   Sex Always Supplied   Sweet And Sexy   Service After Sex   Same As Sabena   Sit And Suffer   SATA Such a Terrible Airline   SIA Singapore International Airlines Sex In the Air   So Incredible, Aah   Singapore Imitates America   SWA Swan Airlines So wenig Auslastung   Swissair Wartet Ab   SWISS So What It's Still Swissair   SWISSAIR So Wunderful It Sounds, So Awful In Reality   Sexy Women In Swissair Service Are Indeed Rare   Sexy Women In Swissair Service Are Incredibly Raunchy   TAA Take Another Airline   TACA Take A/C Anywhere   Take A Chance Airline   Take A Coffin Along   Take Another Carrier Always   Tome Alcohol Cuanda Aborda   TAP Air Portugal Take A Pill   Take A Parachute   Take Another Plane   Try Another Airplane   TK / THY Turkish Airlines Triebwerke Kaputt   They Hate You   TNT Tomorrow Not Tonight   TRANSAVIA To Rape A New Stewardess After V1 Is Allowed   TWA Trans World Airlines This Was Awful   That Was Awful   That Was Accidental   Travel With Arabs   Tightwad Airlines   Travel Without Arrival   Travel With Alcohol   Travel With Arabs   Try With Another   Try Walk Across   Try Walking Asshole   Try Walking Again   Try Walking Across   The Worst Airline   Took Wrong Airline   Takeoff with another   Terrorist Welcome Aboard   Terrorists With Arms   Teenie Weenie Airlines   Traveling Without Air   Today's Worst Airline   Tomorrow’s Worst Airline   Tomorrow's Widebody Accident   Tomorrow We'll Arrive   Totally Wasted Airlines   Tiny Wings Aflappin   Time Waste Airlines   That Was Accidental   Thieves, Whores + Alcoholics   UA United Airlines Undress All   U Need Insurance That Exempts Death   Usually Not Inclined To Eliminate Disasters   US AIR US Airways Unfortunately Still Alleghany In Reality   Underwater Seats Available In Rear   Usually Stewardesses Are Irrationally Romantic   UTA Unlikely To Arrive   Unable To Ascend   Usually They're Around   VARIG Virgin's Are Rare In Glasgow   Voluptuous And Romantic In General   Voyage Awfully Rough Into Gringoland   VIRGIN Very Interesting Ride, Going Into Nymphos       Aer Lingus Aer Fungus   Aeroflot Aero Flop   Aeroschrott   Aerosplat   Aermediterranea Aermediterroranea   Aeromexico Aerowrecksico   AeroMaybe   AeroMiedo   Aeronaves de Mexico AeroNervous   Aeroperu Aeroperhaps   Air Afrique Air Tragique   Air BC Scare BC   Air Cambodia Air Forbodia   Air France Air Fresh   Air Chanc   Air Illinois Scare Illinois   Air Jamaica Air Jammin   Air Malta Air Melt ya   Air Mauritius Air Murderous   Air New England Scare No Engines   Air New York Air New Jerk   Air New Zealand Air No Wheels Land   Air Of Vermont Air Of Vomit   Air Ontario Scare Ontario   Air Pacific Air Pacifwreck   Air UK Air Yuch   Air West Air Worst   Scare Best   Scare West   Air Wisconsin Scare Wisconsin   Air Zaire Air Scare   Airbus Airbust   Scarebus   AirCal AirCrawl   Airkill   Scare Cal   All Nippon Airways All fall down Airways   Alleghany Air Agony Air   Allemaybe Alligator   Allegheny Commuter Agonizing Commuter   Aloha Airlines All over Airlines   Altair Airlines All scare Airlines   America West America Worst   American Airlines American't   Sham-erican   American Eagle Screamin' Eagle   Ansett Chance-it   Arrow Air Error Air   Aspen Airways Crashpen Airways   Avianca Awful anca   Aviogenex Aviogen wrecks   Bahamas Air By llamas Air   Balair Fallair   Balkan Bulgarian Broken Bulgarian   Bangladesh Biman Bangladeath flamin   Big Sky Airlines Big Scare Airlines   Bonanza Air Lines Banzai Air Lines   Banana Air Lines   Braathens SAFE Braathens UNSAFE   Braniff Airlines Brainless Airlines   Brand-F Airlines   British Air Ferries British scare Ferries   British Airtours British scaretours   British Airways Kritisch Airways   Brutish Airways   Brutish Scareways   Harrowing Scare   Brockway Air Shockway Air   Brymon Airways Die mon Airways   Business Express, the Delta Connection Businss Distress, the Delta Rejection   Cascade Airways Crashcade Scareways   Cameroon Airlines No room Airlines   Become marooned Airlines   Cathay Pacific Crash in Pacific   Central Airlines Bentral Airlines   China Airlines China scarelines   Cochise Airlines No peace Airlines   Comair Kamikaze Air   Command Airways Commando Airways   Continental InContinental   Can't....Mental   Detrimental   Contemptible   Conair Conned air   Condor Flugdienst Condor Flugdeath   Cordova Airlines Cart over Airlines   Crossair Crashair   Cruzeiro do Sul Crasheiro do Sul   Cyprus Airways Try a bus Airways   Danair Dan dare   Emirates Emirats   Finnair Thin air   Gulf Air Goof Air   Iberia Histeria   Laker Airways Shaker Airways   Lufthansa Lusthansa   Bodenhansa   Midwest Express Midwest Excess   Mohawk Slowhawk   Northwest Northworst   Northwaste   PanAm Pandemonium Among Airlines   People Express Cattlecar Express   People Distress   People Compress   Piedmont Piedmonster   Quantas Quaint Ass   Quebecair Quick Air   United Airlines Untied Airlines   US Air Yousair   US Scare   Usairheads   Useless Air   Zambia Airways Zombia Airways

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