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Stories from City Names

(Leuthen Vonz Heuthen)


Every word in these stories is a real city name from Germany, Austria and Switzerland (see maps).
The word artists call their special language «Ortsnamisch».



Alain Berset
(Politics)
Alec von Graffenried
(Politics)
Christoph Blocher
(Politics)
Georg Floyd
(US police victim)
Greta Thunberg
(Activist)
Heidi Klum
(Fashion)
Jamie Oliver
(Television)
Karl Lagerfeld
(Fashion)
Lara Gut-Behrami
(Sport)
Nik Hartmann
(Television)
Thomas Bucheli
(Television)
Thomas Gottschalk
(Television)
Ueli Maurer
(Politics)
Viola Amherd
(Politics)
Eidgenössisches Schwing
(Sport)



Alling Berssel (Alain Berset - Federal Councillor)

Bunde Rath Alling Berssel
Habel A Strenglin Zeitz.
Wega Viesen Small Orlando, FL Haid.

stay in Whole world
Grasset Diehsa Vira.
Auchel Switzerland, Issert home Suchy
Vonz Diehsa Neuss Arth Grippel.

Alling Berssel Saag:
"Liepe Switzerland Bürgel.
the lead stream Zuhr Hausen, bitter!
Issert Very Wichterich.
Wega course Breitnau Vonz Large Orlando, FL.
Avenue will have To cough up,
Sneezing Inn Aigen Armsen!
tuna Grüssow center elbow
Or Saag a 'Hello' mid feet!
Meet Kaina Leuth!
Holding Apen Stans Vonz Two Metten!
Allas Zuhr protection Vonz Old Leuth,
Ulm care Leuthen Zuhr Protect,
Wega Bettingen place Inn Spittal!"

Therefore, Wirl Switzerland Leuthen
Go Nitz Large Rauns.
the Whole of Switzerland
tuna Hockenheim.
Kindel, Frauenau, Men
Hockeln kitchens, Inn parlours
Or Imst.
workers Zuhr Hausen,
food Zuhr Hausen,
creators Schuhlen Zuhr Hausen,
blowing Sporz Zuhr Hausen,
Habel Frey Zeitz Zuhr Hausen.
- Wirdum Little Close ...

Aberl Alling Berssel Saag:
"Issert Hockenheim Gesundbrunnen!"

Blossin Alling Berssel,
Erl the Same,
Hockweiler Nurn Inn Büron ...

Wirl Andeer Aberl -
Wirl Beek Kommern homes now in dispute.

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Alexander Vonz Grafenried (Alec von Gaffenried - Berns President of the city)

Alexander Vonz Grafenried
Issert city Presen Dentingen
Vonz Bern,
Derl main city
Vonz Our Kleina Landau.

Bern Istha
Kleina als Zurich,
Kleina of als, Geneva,
Kleina als Basel.
- Auchel Inn Sacher Sporz.
... Weill Sporz Leuth
Vonz Basel, Geneva Plus Zurich
rings of Reichenau.
... Because screen Beek Kommern
Vils funds
Vonz rich Leuth.
rings
the Direction of coal city are Dahsen.

Nurn Bern
Bleibach stay Streckau.
that's Why Bern foot Ball Men
Need to Kempen.
Without coal mining.
Just Sood
Eisfeld Manning Vonz Bern.

Nevertheless,
Zurich, Basel, Geneva Plus Bern
All game
Inn the Same High-Liega.
Berne Without the Vill funds,
mid-Vill, Vill Herzberg Abert.

Whoa!
Plötzky Geba Einum miracle:
Berne Wirdum Neuss
Switzerland Sporz Master!
Auffen ice rink!
Plus the foot Ball Auffen place.
This Kleina Stetten
Hattert Wins
Inn Two Sporz Arth.

Dassen miracle Vonz Bern!

Alexander Vonz Grafenried
Habel Vill Freud
Wega Diehsa Two Victories.
Abert Erl Habel
well Mehring Freud
Ameln Wins
Aufen meadows Grüna.
- Weill, Alexander Istha
A Grüna.

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Christoph Blochingen (Christoph Blocher - Ex Federal Councillor)

Christoph Blochingen
Saas home home
Inn Herrliberg.

Blochingen Sagl:
Binn Old.
Brauck Ruhsdorf.
Bye!
Jungingen Söll workers!
Mainz, daughter, man mountain
Söll Bunde Rath Werda.
Danna Icker Kanau
Ruhsam Hockenheim.
Ruhleben.

Auchel Seining Liepen
Tönning fountain
Trittau back Vonz
Kriegstetten field.
- Rotschau Koppl
Kempen A runners
Baindt Welte Wochern.
- Christoph Mörgen Linn,
Plus Oskamp Free
Sing Appen Were choice.
Auchel Inn Aarau
Issert fire place
Inn Dachtel:
Frauenau Root
Go, Habel Streith.

Ouch, Au, Auw!
Right Outer Leuthen
Verlorenort rings.
Christoph Blochingen
Hoerdt chicken cry,
Hoerdt cry of distress.
Erl Wachau Wieda, Auffen.
Erl Wolin Nitz ...
Abert Erl Must Helfta!
Zaacko, Zagging!

Jeetze Diehsa Old Bunde Rath
Vonz Herrliberg
Herrsching Wieda:
Erl Sagl, Wassen running,
Wassen tuna,
Vienna Go Weita.

Our Christoph Blochingen
- Vorra Rum:
Geba Sichau Very know!

- Abert Hinte Rum:
Amden als Köniz!

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Georg Floiten (Georg Floyd - US police victim)

"America Brennet!
Inn Overseas Herrsching Bürgel Krieging!"

Aberl ... Wassen Issert reason?

A Black Manno
Habel Zahling
the middle of Fälsching funds.
Danna Cham way White Politzka,
history of imprisonment Diehsa Manning,
history of Passau Manno Vils spanking,
presses Seining the air.

Sood Tötensen Black-and-Manning.
Seining name
Georg Were Floiten:.

the United States of America Bürglen
Go Auffen streets;
Call:
"the Same Rechtis
Fürth All the color!
White Politzka tuna
Black Manning
George Floiten Mordlau!
Nurn Wega Seining Rassau!"

the Whole of world history Stedden
Diehsa Annen Lie!
All!

Stop! - Nitz Donat Hitchhike!
gentlemen Presen Dentingen Vonz America
ball - Vienna Open! -
Seining war hat.
Into the Ring Thon
hitchhike tuna Wichterich,
tuna Heuchling:
Shut Biblis Hocha!
Pressel Seining toad Auggen together cell:
mid-state armies,
the middle of Scharfling weapons hammer Threat.

Diehsa sows Dumber Presen Dentingen
casting Oelsen Into the Feuereck!

Therefore, Wirl Call
(in the Very middle of Politzka bosses Vonz Texas):
"Trampe, Vals Haste
Nitz Gschaidt Zuhr Say,
Danna Holding Deinste Klapping!"

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Grete Thun Berg (Greta Thunberg - Climate Activist)

Grete tuna mountain,
A Jungnau Mahdel,
Kommern Vonz Schwedeneck.
Grethen Sprakel
Vorra Machtler Leuthen Vonz world.
Grete tuna mountain Redl Very Ernsting.
Redl clear the village.
Grete Issert Large Vorra image
Fürth Vils Jungingen Leuth.

Jeetze Swiss Schuhlen
rings Ameln Free Tagern Empty.
Schüller'll take this home Free,
Running the streets, drinking.
Call Lauta Par Ol -
area Klimm Aa Wandlitz.
ball Schildgen mid-Wörth:
"Rettert earth!"
"creators Milling Wassen!"
"Wirl Wolin Rain air!"

Suppo!
Grete Habel Right.
All of the Findel Rain air Guth!
Kaina Wil Klimm Aa Wandlitz.
Kaina Wil the earth Hot.
Kaina Wil,
Dassel Eisingen melting Aufen mountains.
All the cheering of home:
"Juchhöh! Juchhöh!"

- Abert ...
Wassen Wirdum Outside Our summer vacation?
Our travel Nack Overseas?
Nack Brazil?
Nack Africa?!
Oha, Our vacation with his family.
Inn Wide world
case Völlem Into the water.
Sood Dummert:
Wirl have To live in Plötzky is Quite Different.
Dassen tuna contractions,
Diehsa Klimma Aa contactor tuna in labor.
Scheitzen!

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Heidick Klump (Heidi Klum - Fashion Model)

Heidick Klump Saag:
"Schoenhaid Hot lucky city!"

in mid-Schoenhaid Meinsen:
Very Schlankau Körperich,
Quite Thin.
Beinum Vienna Knochenhof;
rock Hard Bauchem
(Real, Sixt, Pack);
Hollow of the cheeks
city Grosswangen.

Abert Oh Woe:
Manching Jungnau Mahdel
Inn the summer of Ameln beaches
Aschau Aigen Körperich
Denkte:
"Binn Loin fat hen!
Aschau Diehsa Gwabl!
Scheitzen, Diehsa bacon!
Binn Vill Zuhr Dickel!"
Vill Mädle
Wil Werda Vienna
Heidick Klump:
Very, Very skinny leg.
Madel tuna Nitz food,
Retaining Hardt Dietikon.

Or tuna food
- Harvesting Danna:
Allas Wieda Rauns Puke.
Habel giant Hunger,
Abert Saag:
"Habel Kaina hungry!"

Bauchem Knorr the village of Lauta;
Abert Egg Aalen -
Hauptikon Sacher:
"drought Werda!"

Heidick Klump,
Diehsa Modlitz,
Diehsa idol mountain,
Plus your
Jungnau Nack Ahmsen -
Stupid rings All
Opfikon Vonz
sows!
Schoenhaid delusion.

- Krankel!

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Jamlitz Ollen Vier (Jamie Oliver - Celebrity Chef)

Kochel bosses Vonz England
Jamlitz Ol ' Four
Istha Plaidt!
"Mainz Cargo! Oh, Blow!"
Jamlitz Ol ' Four
His Geeste Stetten
rings Zuhr are.
Avenue of His Kochel Herdern
Blaibach Kaltau.

Siehdichum:
Cool Jamlitz Were Derl Hitting!
Machtler Kochel Wieda Jungnau
Plus Hipples.
All of the purchase ring to His Köching book.
Avenue Kochel His eat Nack.
Auchel Ameln Remote lakes
Jamlitz Kochel Sendling
Were A hit!
Kochel Wardt Leichtles,
Köching Wardt Full of Lust,
Wardt Ising.
Jamlitz Issert
Derl Beesten Beek Anten cooking
Vonz Quite Welte.

Abert Jeetze Istha Schlussnig.
Endel Feuerthalen.
Mehring als roads Auffen Thousand workers
Geba cooking löffling Apen,
Stedden.

Istha Very Hardt
Fragant:
"Werl Zahling Our wage?"
"even Though Go Farther?"
"Need to Betheln Wirl Balde to Go?"

Diehsa Sacher Issert course Kertzsch:
Derl eat Köniz Vonz England
Kanau His workers Nitz Erl Nehren!?
Beindt Jamlitz Ol ' Four
Ameln place Vonz food mountain
Herrsching Nurn mountain of debt.

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Karl Lage Felde (Karl Lagerfeld - Fashion Icon)

Karl location field Istha Todtnau.
Wirl Password Karl location field
middle Gray braid of hair,
Engi leather pants
long schwarza coat
mid-High collar,
Cool Hendschikon
Plus sun glasses Vorra Auggen.

stay on the catwalk,
Auffen Cattau Walking
Vonz world,
Jungnau Mahdel
Plus Men's
to Go
Inn Karl location field, Dressen His
Tollow:
skirts, Hoser,
- Pulling, sheath,
Hüthern, Kapping,
Leibchel, Jäckel.

Karl
A Real Modau Köniz!
St. Charles! Karlskron -
Derl bosses Vonz Cattau Walking!

Karl, Erl the Same,
Were Bled casings Inn
Schwarza White.
Abert Seining small Dunge
Fürth Leuthen
Were Farbing.

Nunsdorf Karlsruhe
Inn the sky.
Inn Modau Hümmel?

Wirl Habel Hördt A Neuss model is a joke:
Liepe Gottow ball Inn Hümmel
Keina Far Blue Rockau.
Gottow a result of Trent,
Go in mid-Modau:
Liepe Gottow ball Jeetze Auchel
Black leather pants.

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Laura Gut (Lara Gut-Behrami - Ski Star)

Ski star Lara Gut-Behrami.

Our Schiers Madel
Laura Gut
Were long time
Best Dahme Mitte Schiers
Aufenau white splendor,
Aufenau Pistlwies.

Danna Cham marriage
Stare at your foot ball
Walow Beer Ramin.

Plötzky marriage to Frauenau Laura
Siegen Nitz Mehring
Baindt Schiers Renningen!
World Köppel goods
Lost place Fürth Laura.
Always Wieda ...

Leuthen Raufen hair,
Thought:
Wassen Issert reason?
Did Laura Nurn think Andiesen Liepe?
And this spouse?
Wassen Zuhr Teuflau Issert Losa?

Laura Gut Beer Ramin
Habel Halt Aigen Kopfing.
Gschaid Kopfing!
Wega Liepe, Wega marriage
Sieb Habel Merklingen,
That Geba Auchel
Andeer Wichterich things
Inn Lebehn,
Nitz Nurn Rasing Rasch
Pistre Rünthe.
Rather:
Fun!
Locking Haid!
Liepe!
Laugh!

That's why Laura Findel Neuss Muth.
Thun Full Wieda Victories!
Laura Gut Kanau Wieda
Very good,
Very quick
Appen Fahrni Vonz Weissenberg.
Despite marriage.
Despite Liepe.
Despite fun.

- Alling Unkel Call Too Despite!

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Nickl Harth Mann (Nik Hartmann - TV Host)

Wassen Istha Losa
the middle of Switzerland Remote lakes?
Wiesau Go Sood Vill
Remote lakes Leuthen Forth?

Nickl Harth man!
Steffin Buchloe!
Jonah Projern!
Katjenbüttel Staubers!
male house Laer Inn!
Matthias field Hupping!

Vienna Sood to Go All the way?

- Katjenbüttel Staubers
Ziethen lakes back Vonz chamber Aa;
- Hupping Wirdum
foot Ball Presen Dentingen
Vonz St. Gallen;
- Jonah Projern Went
Zuhr Look Remote;
- All Andeer
Ziethen Auchel Zuhr Neuss Sendling.

- Sood Gars Nickl Harth man
Wanderath Forth.
(Without Hunding!)
Nitz Nurn dog
Hinteler Lassan A gap.

All the Go.
Wassen Issert reason?
... Wega wage?
Or ...
Wega Starrel Struck Thür
Beinum Schwyz, the lakes in the Distance?
Or ...
Issert Strict Zuhr,
Wense Must? Steden Bled
Vorra chamber Aa

Or Issert ...
Because sieve Liepe Baden Inn with volumes
Aberl Issert Jeetze course United?

Einsal Istha clear the village:
screen All Brauck
Bissel Apen Stand
Vonz Schwyz lakes District.
all thing:
Vill Mehring als Two Metten!

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Thomasl Buchrain (Thomas Bucheli - Meteo-Man)

Erl Issert lakes Our weather Froschham
Vonz Schwyz.
Erl Saag Our Wettingen.

Wenne Leuthen Wolin, Grilling,
screen Höri Auffen Leuthen Thomasl
Plus Seinsen.
Wense Saag:
"Achtum! Kommern Bösau Wind!
Inn Stuben Blaibach!"
Leuth Blaibach Inn Hausen.

Vals weather Froschham Saag:
"Samstagern Plus Sunday
Wirdum Very
Kaina Wind, Kaina hail,
Nitz rain, snow Or Blitzer Warmsen,!"
- Danna Leuth Brings Grille the Outside of the cellar,
purchase ring Wursthof.

Abert, Mainz Cargo:
Kommern Plötzky
all air all the winds.
Grille tuna Fliegenhof Weggis.

Abert Jeetzel!
Leuth write ring Wutach
Postau Fürth Thomasl.
Leuth Meinsen,
Erl Thun weather makers.

Abert Erl tuna Nurn
weather Auskündigerei.
Auchel Thomasl Habel Kaina wire
Zuhr weather Göttingen.
suffering rings.

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Thomasl Gottschalk (Thomas Gottschalk - TV Host)

Diesha Large German man
middle Bright hair Löcken
Istha Trent.
Vonz His marriage Frauenau.
(Istha Wega Cazis Kloo?
Werl-and-White ...)
Inn of Remote lakes,
Samstagern evening,
Inn "Wettin Dassel",
Thomasl
Ameln Hattert Large Maulbronn.
Open Inn Perky small Dunge
Plus Schlipps,
Aufen Riesigk Kautzsch,
Fragant Naughty,
Redl Ulm history Blüml,
mid-Large Leuth Vonz world.
Dahsen Went Nitz Bled Guth ...

Auchel marriage Went Inn Hösel.
Nack Long Jarlingen.
Gottschalk Habel Jeetze
Neuss Liepe.
Plus Neuss Remote lakes Sendling:
"Gottschalk Liester?"
- mid-Fragant characters!

Kanau Gottschalk Nitz Lehsen?
Habel About Sendling name
A Fragant characters?

Balde Gottschalk creators Wieda
"Wettin Dassel".
Abert Milling Nurn A single.
Auchel Michel Hunzenschwil
Kommern Wieda.
Wettin, Dassel All Look?

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Ulrichen Mauren (Ueli Maurer - Federal Councillor)

Ulrichen Moors
Our bundles Presen Dentingen,
Grinder Seining Hendungen:

"Juchhöh!
Wirl rings
Geeste Inn White Hausen!
Inn America!
Beindt Presen Dentingen.
Large Ehr,
Large Schanz Fürth Switzerland!"

Allenz Go Very SchnellinInn Bern.

Brauck Four Tagern:A Ladelund,Zuhr Sagl,Staad the Museum!

Inn White Hausen
Ulrichen Meet Donat Trampe.

Ulrichen Wil RedlVonz Frey Handling Apen Kommern.

Abert Oha: Kaina Schanz
- Donat Laaber Nurn Vonz middle East.

Dahsen course Muth Ulrichen Wennigsen ...
Because Erl Kaan Nitz Sood Guth Engl Ischl.
Therefore, Ulrichen tuna Nicking,
tuna, A tray of Nice Larches.
Baindt America Remote lakes
Erl Blaibach Half Mute.

Ulrichen Kritzow Couple of Wörth
Inn Geeste book Vonz White Hausen -
rings Abert Tired of the middle Pair of Fehling.

Liepe Ulrichen:
Dassel Kanau Grind Passin
Baindt write ring.
Therefore, Auchel Wirl write ring
"Ulrichen" Plus "Moors"
- Anstedt Direction: "Maurer".

Our Ulrichen Moors
Inn Bern
Wirdum Nitz Bösel
Wega Solching Kleina Apen Soft.
Gellen, Ulrichen?

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Violau Am Herdt (Viola Amherd - Federal Councillor)

Violau On Herdt
Issert A Vonz Three Frauenau
Inn Switzerland Bunde Rath.

Violau Istha course answer Lychen
Fürth armies,
Fürth, Germany Sporz, Fürth Turnau.
Zuhr Zeitz
Large Turner festivals
Findel Inn Aarau city:
lace Sporz Trift Breitenau Sporz.

Vill Switzerland Leuthen tuna Like to Turnau.
Auchel Vill Kindel Liepen Sporz.
Violau On Herdt Saag:
"Turnau Go Hoerdt Zuhr Switzerland"

Auchel Schwyz armies
Beek Kommern Mehring rocker
- Wega Violau On Herdt Dahsen.
Manching Kerlingen
Inn Bern Dachtel:
"Violau Istha Nurn
A Schlüchtern Frauenau."

Abert Achtum:
Diehsa Wallitz Frauenau
mix stay village armies!
Geba Gasern,
Full Gasern!
At Herdt Hinteler Fragant Allas.
Violau On Herdt
Habel Stop
Hard Plus Gschaidt Kopfing.

Knock off Some of the Old Zopp Apen.
Schicking Schwedeneck wonders
Grippel Bach Apen.

Vils Men Inn cahoots Hausen
Kommern Schwerin To Schwitten.
Abert Nidda Wega summer Hitzing ...
But Wega Guth,
Neuss Bunde Rath
Violau On Herdt.

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Bösen Manner (Eidgenössisches Schwing (Sport)

Balde Meeting Sichau
Vils Bösel Manning
Zuhr Swing
Inn Sägmühl Runding.

Matthias field of Sempach,
Matthias field, Glarus,
Kilianshof Wengen -
Werda Swinging,
Werda Kemp started
area Einum Andeer.

Nitz Inn Glarus,
Nitz Inn Sempach,

Nidda Inn of Wengen.
Harvesting Inn train!

Wirdum
Gröst swingarm Veste
Vonz All Zeitz!

train Tatern giant meadows
Zuhr Sporz space creators.
Fürth Nurn Dreis Taging.

train Erl Warth Vils,
Vils Geeste
Ausham Quite Welte.

Swing Veste
Kostitz Riesigk Vils money!
Fliessern Thousand Milling
Thousands of Milling Thousands of
Frankfurt.

Issert blowing Dahsel Überlingen?

Wirl Need to Know:
Schwyz swingarm Veste
Wirl Kürn
A Köniz Ameln.

photos:
Köniz rings Teuerting!
Inn, England Royal court
Kostenz Villau pound.
Or in Schwedeneck Just Sood.
Netherlands Plus Belgern
Habel your Köniz.
- Diehsa Avenue Kostenz Vill.

Sood Our Köniz,
Our arm koniz.
Erl Lebehn Hocha!



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