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Airline Names

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 AAAmerican AirlinesAlways Awful
 Abort Abort
 Alcoholics Anonymous
 Amateurs Anonymous
 A Miracle Each Rider Is Currently Alive Now
 Airline Meals Eaten Regularly Induces Cramps And Nausea
 AER LINGUSArousing Erotic Randy Ladies In Nice Green Uniform Suits
 AEROFLOTAircraft Everywhere Run On Fuel Left Over By Tanks
 AIAir IndiaAllah Informed
 Already Informed
 An Interesting Ride, I'll Not Do It Again
 AIR BCAir Burn & Crash
 Air Bash & Crash
 AIR LANKAAlways Intended Return To Land And Not Kill Anyone
 AIRBUSAircraft manufacturerAirlines Impose Regrettable Bullshit Upon Us
 ALIARoyal Jordanian AirlinesAlways Late In Arrival
 ALITALIAAlways Late In Takeoff Always Late In Arrival
 Always Late In Transit, Always Late In Arrival
 Air Line In Tokyo And Luggage In Amsterdam
 Airplane Lands In Tokyo And Luggage In Atlanta
 A Little Italian Tit And Lots Italitan Ass
 A Little Italian Tradition And Lots Italian Attitude
 ALMAntillean AirlinesAlways Late Machine
 AMERICANA Miracle Each Rider Is Currently Alive Now Airline Meals Eaten Regularly Induces Cramps and Nausea
 ANAAll Nippon AirwaysAll New Aviators
 ANSETTAny New Stewardess Expects Traumatic Temptations
 Aircraft Nosewheel Stuck, Expect Tricky Touchdown
 AOMFrench AirlinesAirline Ohne Moneten
 APSAAngry Peruvians Smashing Airplanes
 ARIANAAriana Afghan AirlinesAfghans Really Into Always Neglecting Airplanes
 ATAAmerican Trans AirAmericans Take Alternatives
 Always Tardy Airlines
 Alcoholics Transporting Alcoholics
 ATIAir Transport InternationalAlternative Take Iberia
 AUAAustrian AirlinesAussteigen Umsteigen Autobus fahren
 Almost Unknown Airline
 Another Useless Airline
 AWAAmerica West AirlinesAlways Wasting Assets
 BABritish AirwaysBloody Awful
 Bad Attitude
 British Apoplectic
 BAABritish Airport AuthorityBrits Against Aviation
 BB / CTABalair / CTABlack Box Can’t Tell Anything
 Bruggisser Alternative Luegt Au Id Röhre
 BCALBritish Caledonian Air LinesBetter Crawl Across Lover
 BEABritish European AirwaysBloody Expensive Airline
 British Excuse for an Airline
 Better Eat Afterwards
 BOACBritish Overseas Airways Corp.Better On A Camel
 Blast Off And Crash
 Book On Another Carrier
 Bloody Old and Careless
 Boeing Only Aircraft Club
 Better Off At Caledonian
 Bend Over Again Christine
 BOEINGAircraft manufacturerBroken Off Engines In Numerous Gardens
 BWIABritish West Indies AirwaysBut Will It Arrive
 Best Women In the Air
 Born to Wait In Airports
 Better Walk If you're Able
 Baggage Wandering In Africa
 Britains Worst Investment Abroad
 British Worst Investment Overseas
 CAChina AirlinesChoose Another
 CAACivil Aviation AuthorityCampaign Against Aviation
 CAACCivil Aviation Authority of ChinaChinese Airline Always Canceled
 China Airlines Almost (Always) Crashes
 CAICanadian Airline InternationalCrash And Ignite
 Call Attendants Idiots
 Call Ambulance Immediately
 Cruise Above Iceland
 Circle Airport Indefinitely
 Cancel Alaskan Itinerary
 Check All Items
 Copilots Are Imbeciles
 Casual Atmosphere Inside
 CPACanadian Pacific AirwaysCan't Promise Anything
 CSACzech AirlinesCzechs Screw Anything
 DAN AIRDangerous And Nearly Always Incredibly Rough
 DELTADidn’t Even Leave The Airport
 Don't Even Leave The Airport
 Don't Ever Leave The Airport
 Don't Even Let Them Aboard
 Don't Ever Land There Again
 Doesn't Ever Let Terrorists Aboard
 Doesn't Everybody Like This Airline
 Departures Extra-Late, Tardy Arrivals
 Departing Even Later Than Anticipated
 Drunken Engineers Land Too Abruptly
 Damaged Engines Limit Take-off Ability
 Directed Everybody's Luggage To Atlanta
 Doesn't Experience Like This Andrenalise
 EAAEuro Aviation AcademyEven Apes Aviate
 EAL Eastern Air LinesEastern's Always Late
 EDWEdelweiss AirExtreme Dangerous Wet-Lease
 ELALIsrael AirlinesEntführer Landen Als Leichen
 Every Landing Always Late
 Every Landing Always Lousy
 Egyptian Louting Arab Loathing
 Everyone's Luggage Always Lost
 EMIRATESEnglish Managed, Indian Run, A Thousand Ex-pats Suffering
 FINNAIRFlies Ideally? Nah, Not Airborne In Reality
 GARUDAGoes All Right Under Dutch Administration
 Go And Relax Until Delay Announcement
 GB AIRGribraltar AirGetting Better Airways
 GULF AIRGet Used to Late Flights - Aircraft In Repair
 JALJapan AirlinesJust Arrives Late
 Jets Along Lazily
 Journey Always Late
 JATYugoslav AirlinesJoke About Time
 JMCJust More Crap
 KALKorean Air LinesKarate After Lunch
 KLMKeine Lust Mehr
 Kommt Leider Morgen
 Kauft Lookhead Majestät
 Komische Landungs Methoden
 Kiss Like Mad
 Kindly Leave Money
 Keep Loving Marijuana
 Koop Lockheed Majesteit (Buy Lockheed, Your majesty)
 LIATThe Caribbean AirlineLate If At All
 Leave Island Any Time
 Luggage Is Always Tardy
 Luggage In Another Terminal
 Lost In-between Antigua, Trinidad
 LOTPolish AirlinesLast One There
 Lots Of Troubles
 Luggage On Tarmack
 LTULauter Tunten Unterwegs
 LUFTHANSALet Us Fondle The Hostesses And Not Say Anything
 Let Us Fuck The Hostess, Are No Steward Available
 Let Us Fuck The Horses, Are No Stewardesses Available
 MASMalaysian Airline SystemMost Asians Sail
 May Actually Shit
 MEAMiddle East AirwaysMonotonous Experience Always
 NANational AirwaysNever Again
 NWANorthwest AirlinesNation's Worst Airline
 Nobody Out Ranks This Horrid, Worthless, Excruciatingly Sluggish Transport
 OLYMPICOlympic AirwaysOnassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash
 PAPhilippine AirwaysPlease Avoid
 PALPhilippine AirlinesPlane Always Late
 Prick Always Long
 Philippines Always Late
 PAN AMPilots Are Not A Must
 Poor Airline Needs Any Money
 Passengers Always Need A Mortician
 Plan On Arriving Nervewracked And Mad
 PIAPakistan International AirlinesPanic In Air
 Perhaps I Arrive
 Please Inform Allah
 Pilot Ist Abgesprungen
 Passenger's Illegal Abductor
 PSAPacific Southwest AirlinesPoor Sailors Airline
 Paul's Saturday Airline
 PWAPacific Western AirlinesPray While Aloft
 Pete's Wobbly Airline
 Piddly Widdly Airline
 Please Wait Awhile
 QANTASQuite A Nice Trip, Any Survivors
 Quite A Neat Trick, Arriving Safely
 Queer And Nasty Types As Stewards
 Queasy and Nauseous, Tired And Sick
 Queers And Nancies Trained As Stewards
 Quits Air-travel, Next Time Approaches Ship
 Queers And Nymphomaniacs Trained As Stewards
 Quick And Nasty Transportation, Australian Style
 RYANAIRRunning Your Ailing National Airline Into Receivership
 SAASouth African AirlinesSuggest Another Airline
 Service An Afterthought
 Sensious Airborne Affair
 SABENASuch A Bad Experience Never Again
 Such A Bloody Experience Never Again
 Such A Beautiful Experience Now Again
 Select A Better European National Airline
 SAHSAServicio Aero HondurasStay At Home, Stay Alive
 SASScandinavian Airlines SystemSuch A S***
 Sex And Service
 Sex And Smörrebröd
 Sex And Service
 Sex And Satisfaction
 Sex After Service
 Sex Always Supplied
 Sweet And Sexy
 Service After Sex
 Same As Sabena
 Sit And Suffer
 SATASuch a Terrible Airline
 SIASingapore International AirlinesSex In the Air
 So Incredible, Aah
 Singapore Imitates America
 SWASwan AirlinesSo wenig Auslastung
 Swissair Wartet Ab
 SWISSSo What It's Still Swissair
 SWISSAIRSo Wunderful It Sounds, So Awful In Reality
 Sexy Women In Swissair Service Are Indeed Rare
 Sexy Women In Swissair Service Are Incredibly Raunchy
 TAATake Another Airline
 TACATake A/C Anywhere
 Take A Chance Airline
 Take A Coffin Along
 Take Another Carrier Always
 Tome Alcohol Cuanda Aborda
 TAPAir PortugalTake A Pill
 Take A Parachute
 Take Another Plane
 Try Another Airplane
 TK / THYTurkish AirlinesTriebwerke Kaputt
 They Hate You
 TNTTomorrow Not Tonight
 TRANSAVIATo Rape A New Stewardess After V1 Is Allowed
 TWATrans World AirlinesThis Was Awful
 That Was Awful
 That Was Accidental
 Travel With Arabs
 Tightwad Airlines
 Travel Without Arrival
 Travel With Alcohol
 Travel With Arabs
 Try With Another
 Try Walk Across
 Try Walking Asshole
 Try Walking Again
 Try Walking Across
 The Worst Airline
 Took Wrong Airline
 Takeoff with another
 Terrorist Welcome Aboard
 Terrorists With Arms
 Teenie Weenie Airlines
 Traveling Without Air
 Today's Worst Airline
 Tomorrow’s Worst Airline
 Tomorrow's Widebody Accident
 Tomorrow We'll Arrive
 Totally Wasted Airlines
 Tiny Wings Aflappin
 Time Waste Airlines
 That Was Accidental
 Thieves, Whores + Alcoholics
 UAUnited AirlinesUndress All
 U Need Insurance That Exempts Death
 Usually Not Inclined To Eliminate Disasters
 US AIRUS AirwaysUnfortunately Still Alleghany In Reality
 Underwater Seats Available In Rear
 Usually Stewardesses Are Irrationally Romantic
 UTAUnlikely To Arrive
 Unable To Ascend
 Usually They're Around
 VARIGVirgin's Are Rare In Glasgow
 Voluptuous And Romantic In General
 Voyage Awfully Rough Into Gringoland
 VIRGINVery Interesting Ride, Going Into Nymphos

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 Aer LingusAer Fungus
 AeroflotAero Flop
 Aeronaves de MexicoAeroNervous
 Air AfriqueAir Tragique
 Air BCScare BC
 Air CambodiaAir Forbodia
 Air FranceAir Fresh
 Air Chanc
 Air IllinoisScare Illinois
 Air JamaicaAir Jammin
 Air MaltaAir Melt ya
 Air MauritiusAir Murderous
 Air New EnglandScare No Engines
 Air New YorkAir New Jerk
 Air New ZealandAir No Wheels Land
 Air Of VermontAir Of Vomit
 Air OntarioScare Ontario
 Air PacificAir Pacifwreck
 Air UKAir Yuch
 Air WestAir Worst
 Scare Best
 Scare West
 Air WisconsinScare Wisconsin
 Air ZaireAir Scare
 Scare Cal
 All Nippon AirwaysAll fall down Airways
 Alleghany AirAgony Air
 Allemaybe Alligator
 Allegheny CommuterAgonizing Commuter
 Aloha AirlinesAll over Airlines
 Altair AirlinesAll scare Airlines
 America WestAmerica Worst
 American AirlinesAmerican't
 American EagleScreamin' Eagle
 Arrow AirError Air
 Aspen AirwaysCrashpen Airways
 AviancaAwful anca
 AviogenexAviogen wrecks
 Bahamas AirBy llamas Air
 Balkan BulgarianBroken Bulgarian
 Bangladesh BimanBangladeath flamin
 Big Sky AirlinesBig Scare Airlines
 Bonanza Air LinesBanzai Air Lines
 Banana Air Lines
 Braathens SAFEBraathens UNSAFE
 Braniff AirlinesBrainless Airlines
 Brand-F Airlines
 British Air FerriesBritish scare Ferries
 British AirtoursBritish scaretours
 British AirwaysKritisch Airways
 Brutish Airways
 Brutish Scareways
 Harrowing Scare
 Brockway AirShockway Air
 Brymon AirwaysDie mon Airways
 Business Express, the Delta ConnectionBusinss Distress, the Delta Rejection
 Cascade AirwaysCrashcade Scareways
 Cameroon AirlinesNo room Airlines
 Become marooned Airlines
 Cathay PacificCrash in Pacific
 Central AirlinesBentral Airlines
 China AirlinesChina scarelines
 Cochise AirlinesNo peace Airlines
 ComairKamikaze Air
 Command AirwaysCommando Airways
 ConairConned air
 Condor FlugdienstCondor Flugdeath
 Cordova AirlinesCart over Airlines
 Cruzeiro do SulCrasheiro do Sul
 Cyprus AirwaysTry a bus Airways
 DanairDan dare
 FinnairThin air
 Gulf AirGoof Air
 Laker AirwaysShaker Airways
 Midwest ExpressMidwest Excess
 PanAmPandemonium Among Airlines
 People ExpressCattlecar Express
 People Distress
 People Compress
 QuantasQuaint Ass
 Quebecair Quick Air
 United AirlinesUntied Airlines
 US AirYousair
 US Scare
 Useless Air
 Zambia AirwaysZombia Airways

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