 Sauron has broken your car
|  You have trapped your arm in the seatbelt
|  The genie has wet the bed
|  Your steering wheel looks like a sloth
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 Your vision is obscured by bubblegum
|  The exhaust pipe is in your windscreen
|  A vicrorian submarine has landed on you
|  You're being spied on by an owl
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 You're not ripped enough to drive
|  There are marbles in your silencer
|  Your tyres ar on fire
|  You need to restring your lyre
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 Your radio is too old fashioned
|  A dead japanese girl will kill you in a week
|  You are not a number, you are a free man
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