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Road Sign Nepal Slogans
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![](../../images/stories/streetsigns/nepal100.gif) On roundabouts, give way to cattle approaching from the right.
| ![](../../images/stories/streetsigns/nepal101.gif) Make three orbits around Bhadrakali to find exit to new bypass that cuts through Army HQ to Maiti Ghar.
| ![](../../images/stories/streetsigns/nepal102.gif) Caught using mobile while driving? Pay baksheesh not exceeding this amount to officer on duty.
| ![](../../images/stories/streetsigns/nepal103.gif) Drive slow, avoid turnover.
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![](../../images/stories/streetsigns/nepal104.gif) Hard Rock Cafe 100m ahead.
| ![](../../images/stories/streetsigns/nepal105.gif) Warning: Garbage being thrown from fourth-floor balcony.
| ![](../../images/stories/streetsigns/nepal106.gif) Next time take a plane to Chitwan.
| ![](../../images/stories/streetsigns/nepal107.gif) Falling into Tukucha allowed only betweeen 10:30AM-03:30PM and on public holidays. Drive slow, avoid turnover.
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![](../../images/stories/streetsigns/nepal108.gif) In the event of a water-landing, swim calmy and call the Nepal Coast Guard.
| ![](../../images/stories/streetsigns/nepal109.gif) Look for outrider accompanying Prime Minister Tobgay's motorcade and race him.
| ![](../../images/stories/streetsigns/nepal110.gif) Bank robbery in progress. Medium-built gentleman and short female perpetrator running towards getaway car. Give way.
| ![](../../images/stories/streetsigns/nepal111.gif) Cross street here during Shark's Summit. Cross anywhere you like when it's over.
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![](../../images/stories/streetsigns/nepal112.gif) Garbage heap ahead, turn down window.
| ![](../../images/stories/streetsigns/nepal113.gif) Do Not Disturb. We're still digging.
| ![](../../images/stories/streetsigns/nepal114.gif) Generally, we drive on left. But generals can drive on either side.
| ![](../../images/stories/streetsigns/nepal115.gif) Drive zigzag to avoid potholes.
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![](../../images/stories/streetsigns/nepal116.gif) Road recently repaved for SAARC (South Asian Association for Regional Cooperation). Drive like a maniac if you like.
| ![](../../images/stories/streetsigns/nepal117.gif) No urinating here 8AM-4PM on weekdays.
| ![](../../images/stories/streetsigns/nepal118.gif) No blowing your own trumpet, but you can honk all you like.
| ![](../../images/stories/streetsigns/nepal119.gif) Traffic light is just a suggestion. Ignore.
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![](../../images/stories/streetsigns/nepal120.gif) Abandoned bra on road. Call police.
| ![](../../images/stories/streetsigns/nepal121.gif) Scientific Fact: Pillion riders don't need helmets because they are more hard-headed.
| ![](../../images/stories/streetsigns/nepal122.gif) Warning: Merging Communist Parties ahead.
| ![](../../images/stories/streetsigns/nepal123.gif) Sign at airport parking lot.
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![](../../images/stories/streetsigns/nepal124.gif) Transfer to submarine for rest of jouney to Boudha.
| ![](../../images/stories/streetsigns/nepal125.gif) Make three revolutions at Singha Darbar.
| ![](../../images/stories/streetsigns/nepal126.gif) Feral Ass on the loose. Approach with caution
| ![](../../images/stories/streetsigns/nepal127.gif) Drop whatever you are doing. Grovelment has declared 2-day holiday during SAARC.
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