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Name Meanings


The names of car manufacturers have to be used for completely different meanings, which are not always flattering.

Here we have examples of 114 car names meanings and 4 car brands claims.


                     



    Car name meanings

ACURAAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
AMCAnother Major Catastrophe
AUDIAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMWBought My Wife
Big Money Waste
Big Money Works
Break My Window
Brings Me Women
Break My Windows
Basic Marin Wheels
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Windshield
Bimbette Motor Weapon
Born Moderately Wealthy
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Beautiful Masterpieces On Wheels
BUICKBig Ugly Import Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CADILLACCrazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
CHEVROLETCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
DODGEDead or Dying Gas Eater
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIATFun In A Taxi
Fix It All Time
Fix It Any Time
Fix It Again Tony
Fucked In The Ass Twice
Failure In Automotive Technology
Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORDFirst On Race Day
Fix Or Repair Daily
First On Recall Day
Fails On Rainy Days
Fucked On Race Day
Found On Road Dead
Fucking Old Rust Dog
First On Road to Dump
Fucked Over Road Debris
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Flip Over, Read Directions
Fucker Only Runs Downhill
Found On a Rubbish Dump
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
Fucking Obsolete Road Device
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos
GEOGood Engineering Overlooked
GMGreat Mistake
Goshdarn Mess
General Maintenance
GMCGets Mechanics Crazy
Got A Mechanic Coming
Garage Man's Companion
GOLFGot Another Little Friend
GTIBrutal Money Waster
HONDAHad One Never Did Again
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
HYUNDAIHow Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
JEEPJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
LTDLast Try from Detroit
MAZDAMy Another Zany Detroit Assassin
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MERCEDESMost Expensive Road Car Everyone Drives Except Salesmen
Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans
MGMoney Guzzler
MITSUBISHIMostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete
MOPARMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
MUSTANGMen Usually Stand Together And Never Go
Mostly Unwanted Scrap Tin And Needless Garbage
NISSANNine Idiots Standing, Saying Absolutely Nothing
OLDSMOBILEOld Loose Dented Sheet Metal Out-dated By Infamies Like Edsel
Oh Look Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
Old Lady Driving Slowly Making Others Behind Incredibly Late Everyday
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
PINTOPut In Nickel To Operate
Put in new transmission often
PONTIACPows Or Niggas Think It´s A Caddy
Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It’s A Cadillac
Poor Old Negroes Think It's A Cadillac
Pur Old Neanderthal Thinks It's An Cadillac
PORSCHEProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
SAABSuch An Arrogant Bastard
Sorry Assed Auto Builders
Swedish Automobiles Are Best
Send Another Automobile Back
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
Stupid, Arrogant Asshole Babies
Swedish Automobile Always Broken
SUBARUScrewed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TOYOTAThe Only You Ought To Avoid
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVOVehicles Of Low Velocity Owners
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VWVirtually Worthless
YAMAHAYour Awful Motorbikes Are Here Again



    Car brands claims

DODGETested by Al Bundy.
OPELBorn to be lose.
VWOn the 7.th day God created VW.
VW GOLFIt's not a trick it's a Golf.
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