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Road Sign Nepal Slogans
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 On roundabouts, give way to cattle approaching from the right.
|  Make three orbits around Bhadrakali to find exit to new bypass that cuts through Army HQ to Maiti Ghar.
|  Caught using mobile while driving? Pay baksheesh not exceeding this amount to officer on duty.
|  Drive slow, avoid turnover.
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 Hard Rock Cafe 100m ahead.
|  Warning: Garbage being thrown from fourth-floor balcony.
|  Next time take a plane to Chitwan.
|  Falling into Tukucha allowed only betweeen 10:30AM-03:30PM and on public holidays. Drive slow, avoid turnover.
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 In the event of a water-landing, swim calmy and call the Nepal Coast Guard.
|  Look for outrider accompanying Prime Minister Tobgay's motorcade and race him.
|  Bank robbery in progress. Medium-built gentleman and short female perpetrator running towards getaway car. Give way.
|  Cross street here during Shark's Summit. Cross anywhere you like when it's over.
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 Garbage heap ahead, turn down window.
|  Do Not Disturb. We're still digging.
|  Generally, we drive on left. But generals can drive on either side.
|  Drive zigzag to avoid potholes.
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 Road recently repaved for SAARC (South Asian Association for Regional Cooperation). Drive like a maniac if you like.
|  No urinating here 8AM-4PM on weekdays.
|  No blowing your own trumpet, but you can honk all you like.
|  Traffic light is just a suggestion. Ignore.
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 Abandoned bra on road. Call police.
|  Scientific Fact: Pillion riders don't need helmets because they are more hard-headed.
|  Warning: Merging Communist Parties ahead.
|  Sign at airport parking lot.
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 Transfer to submarine for rest of jouney to Boudha.
|  Make three revolutions at Singha Darbar.
|  Feral Ass on the loose. Approach with caution
|  Drop whatever you are doing. Grovelment has declared 2-day holiday during SAARC.
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