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Road Sign Nepal Slogans
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On roundabouts,
give way to cattle
approaching from
the right.
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Make three orbits around
Bhadrakali to find exit to new
bypass that cuts through
Army HQ to Maiti Ghar.
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Caught using mobile while
driving? Pay baksheesh not
exceeding this amount to
officer on duty.
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Drive slow,
avoid turnover.
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Hard Rock Cafe
100m ahead.
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Warning: Garbage
being thrown from
fourth-floor balcony.
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Next time take a
plane to Chitwan.
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Falling into Tukucha allowed
only betweeen 10:30AM-03:30PM
and on public holidays. Drive
slow, avoid turnover.
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In the event of a
water-landing, swim
calmy and call the
Nepal Coast Guard.
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Look for outrider
accompanying Prime
Minister Tobgay's
motorcade and race him.
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Bank robbery in progress.
Medium-built gentleman and
short female perpetrator running
towards getaway car. Give way.
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Cross street here during
Shark's Summit. Cross
anywhere you like
when it's over.
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Garbage heap ahead,
turn down window.
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Do Not Disturb. We're
still digging.
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Generally, we drive on
left. But generals can
drive on either side.
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Drive zigzag to
avoid potholes.
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Road recently repaved for
SAARC (South Asian Association
for Regional Cooperation).
Drive like a maniac if you like.
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No urinating here
8AM-4PM
on weekdays.
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No blowing your
own trumpet, but
you can honk all
you like.
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Traffic light is just
a suggestion.
Ignore.
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Abandoned bra on
road. Call police.
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Scientific Fact: Pillion
riders don't need
helmets because they
are more hard-headed.
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Warning: Merging
Communist Parties
ahead.
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Sign at airport
parking lot.
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Transfer to submarine
for rest of jouney
to Boudha.
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Make three revolutions
at Singha Darbar.
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Feral Ass on the loose.
Approach with caution
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Drop whatever you are
doing. Grovelment has
declared 2-day holiday
during SAARC.
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